Assorted Bitchery

* Don't ask me how I stumbled upon this inexplicable marketing tool for the birth control ring.

* I'm not sure this guy knows what a "link" is. Taking namedropping to the virtual level? Genius! Here, I can do it too:

Links:

Brad Pitt, Famous Actor
Madonna, Recording Artist
Augusten Burroughs, writer
William Jefferson Clinton, Former President

I feel so connected!