Starred Items

* Wet Hot American Summer T-shirts are now on sale, but only in sizes L-XXL.

* In this week's Entertainment Weekly Hot List:
"MARISSA TO HAVE SAME-SEX LOVE INTEREST ON THE O.C.:
I'm sure Marissa's younger sister, Kaitlin, would be really confused
by the news...IF SHE STILL EXISTED!"

* I don't know what's worse: how effed up this news story is, or the fact that it seems to have been written by a fourth grader trying to be William Faulkner.

* Stella will be performing at Fez in January and February.