Next Week: An Interview With Two Guys Who Are Thinking About Maybe Starting A Band

"Dudes, we should get some pizza. I'll buy if you fly." "No, man, I don't feel like getting in the car." "Listen: you get the pizza, and I'll write about your band in the New York Times." "Deal!"

(I know the Times is trying to get ahead of the curve, but this is ridiculous.)

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