Gag Me With A Rock

Have you accidentally ingested poison? This article makes a fine replacement for Syrup of Ipecac (particularly that last line!) Questions: Are we really expected to believe that an engagement ring would deter a catcaller? Are we really expected to believe that that's the real reason why these women wear them? (Ten bucks says in their Prada bags lurk dog-eared issues of Modern Bride.) And is this whole transparent "I'm going to "modestly" write about the compliments that people give me as a way of proving that people give me compliments" thing really going to be a trend? 'Cause it's really obvious. And reallllllly pathetic.