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* My friend Darci Kittenpants (of the Denton Kittenpants's) did her own porn title list a while back and it's funny and here it is.

* Someone keeps having samples of things sent to me at my office. A few weeks ago I got "Crack Stix" industrial cement-crack-filler and today I came in to find a sample of Astroglide in my inbox (too easy). So I ask again: who is doing that? It's very funny.

* My friend Brian had a brilliant-but-too-late idea: Johnny Depp shouldn't play Willy Wonka. BILL MURRAY SHOULD! (Think about it. See? Brilliant.)

* I'm not doing a "best of" list this year because 1. I haven't listened to/seen everything and 2. nobody cares, but The Arcade Fire, "Funeral" and The Hold Steady "Almost Killed Me" are tied for my #1 record and The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind was created by God to be my favorite movie ever and I liked that "Little Children" book a lot.

* However, the Lindsayism.com Award For COMEBACK WORD OF THE YEAR GOES TO:....
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DOUCHEBAG!!