These days everyone is making electoral maps contrasting red and blue states using different factors (IQ, Former Slave States, etc), and drawing conclusions linked to the Presidential Election results. I noticed today that apparently nobody has pointed out the link between regionally-determined JINX CONSEQUENCES (the consequences that fall upon the person who doesn't say "Jinx" after unintentionally speaking in unison with another person or persons) and election results, so I've made my own map:
Red = You can't speak until someone says your name.
Blue = You owe the other person a Coke.
(Julie the Coworker had an alternate Jinx consequence for red states of the future - "Jinx! You can never have an abortion!")
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