"Recess Is Over!"

* Brian "i keep a diary" Battjer's Sex Advice From the Unemployed.

* Last night I watched All American Girl: The Mary Kay LeTourneau Story on Lifetime with my friends Amanda and Concha y Toro Cabernet. I highly recommend it. It's really melodramatic and disturbing because it treats the whole thing like a Romeo and Juliet story and it has a lot of really funny lines like "Recess is over!" and "I'm making your baby!" Seriously: funny movie.

So I shared this with Julie the Coworker, and she discovered Mary Kay LeTourneau.com, her official website! It features:

- Statutory Rape: A Love Story (artwork by Vili, Mary Kay's victim or "twin flame", depending on your view)

- Mary Kay's Manifesto

(MKT was released from prison yesterday. The title her website gives to this news is "She's Ba-ack" Poltergeist reference = nice touch! )