Definitive Proof That I Will Like Anything If It's Free

Thanks to some cleaning up in our department, I'm now the owner of:

1 pair of South Park silk boxer shorts with show graphics and the words "Oh my god they killed Kenny!"

1 South Park "breakfast set" - bowl, mug, and espresso shot glass.

1 hat with Cartman on it.

1 pair of Cartman socks.

1 South Park wallet.

1 tshirt featuring the chef saying "I'm Gonna Make Love To You Woman!"

I think most of it I'll mail to my 15 year old brother, but I'm keeping the boxers to sleep in and the socks because you can never have enough socks.